- me: makes a mistake
- me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
HOW ARE THERE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO LIKE SPIDERS
SPIDERS ARE EIGHT-LEGGED DEATH
SPIDERS ARE EVERY NIGHTMARE YOU EVER HAD AS A CHILD CONDENSED INTO ONE HORRIFIC EXOSKELETAL BEAST WITH TOO MANY LEGS AND A FIERCE DESIRE TO KILL AND EAT YOU
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?